carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

trollcatty:

t0nystarkhasaheart:

batheinhisblood:

avengeallthethings:

Tony Stark, everyone.

Robert Downey jr everyone.

it had to be corrected

Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. 

There, corrected even more. 

#this is from due date

Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. 

milesjai:

why

I watched this like 5 times and I can’t stop laughing.

If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

Pretty much truth.

ixerro:

foxyshy:

askscratcheddisk:

thetardisinhogwarts:

la-creme:

askpinkamena:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

motherfuckin thank you

this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. 

THIS IS PERFECT

Highscore at 507435.

Highscore at 954825.

Found a way to cheat, actually. :P

Oh god no… No… NO… I WASTED TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS LONG AGO.

icehot-addiction:

bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients:
1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix

Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring

Directions:
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

Crying because I will make this one day!

twochinkz:

kittenmesis:

golarryorgohome:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

cassjaytuck:

fancy-fangirl:

thatamericanhoney:

melodyofamadman:

THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING

That. Is. Amazing.

Ohmygosh. Brilliant

i don’t get it.. :(

^ because a thief would assume all the locks are locked, and therefore try to unlock all six. Since three aren’t, those ones would be locked in the attempt.

How did you not get this? It’s brilliant!

What if you are drunk and you can not remember which ones are locked 

Sorry, but locks don’t work that way.  You turn the key one way to lock and the other to unlock, usually toward and away from the doorframe respectively.

himaruyeah:

moffathavemercy:

raccoonmama:

deliciouskaek:

hohohomoarigato:

anywigwilldo:

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired

oh, this is fun! :D

Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway!

Saved for when I’m on the computer

best

piss-for-brains:

me, when I logged into Tumblr today

fanatic-proxy:

imafangirlidontdocalm:

holycastiels:

i am actually pretty close to tears because HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN

Just in case someone thought the music was exaggerating the scale of the Mishapocalypse

Nooooooooooooo!!

rainbow-dash-101:

cosmicfaeriedust:

All the Misha on my Dash….

oh celestia

I think I’m done.